trying to escape the inevitable.
  • What they say to kids who want pets: Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
  • What they say to adults who DON'T want kids: Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!
spootyplease:

#u ‘be the better person’ tools can eat my entire ass

"

If your ideas are bigger than the town you’re in, you’ve got to get out of there.

Brian Fallon (via the-blues-mary)

(via just-another-goddamn-paradox)


5ullen:

dolliecrave:

Basically the most important thing we can learn in life

one of my all time faves 

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

(via kristamethamphetamine)

perksofbeingfab:

lsdemon:

more embroidered bread

why the fuck would you embroider bread

wretchedoftheearth:

once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like

(via spike-thepunch)

psych2go:

Visit psych2go.net for the sources and new articles.

allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

(via pletonic)

christabellamotte:

remove toxic people from your life unapologetically and without explanation. free yourself. do it now. don’t worry about the consequences just do it. go.

(via pletonic)